Anybody who knows me, knows why this article is HILARIOUS!!!

You know how they say dogs take after their owners...

Well, Scooter just drank my coffee. Apparently he is as obsessed with coffee as I am.

She meant to say "crutch"

So, me and Rachel are sitting here watching Reservoir Dogs. There's a scene in the beginning where some guy is dieing and he asks this other guy to "Please hold" him. I asked if guys really say that, and Rachel suggested we ask Justin Chwedoruk if he said that when he broke his leg. I said "No, he'd be pissed and probably hit us." So Rachel said "Yeah. He'd probably hit us in the head with his crotch!"

Happy Easter!!

"Cheap Band-aids!"

So, we went to my sister Boopie's house to dye easter eggs tonight. (Time to Dye!!!) On our way out, my niece, Pookie, fell and scraped her leg. We went back inside to clean it up and put a band-aid on. My other sister, Shorty, cleaned the scrape, and Mom got the band-aid ready by taking one of the backing things off. Shorty wanted Pookie's leg to dry, so that the band-aid would stick. Finally she put the band-aid on, but it still wouldn't stick. She got frustrated and said "Cheap Band-aids!"
Then she realized that she hadn't taken the other piece of backing off.